Man Knows He Can't Eat Just One Green Bean From the Can
Louisville- Chris Peterson wishes he was the kind of guy who could eat just one serving of green beans from a can and call it a day. But that's just not the way he was made. Once Peterson starts in on a can of green beans, he simply can't control himself.
“Nothing compares to a wet fleshy green bean right out of the can,” says Peterson. “Every sumptuous squinchy bite is pure ecstasy. I just lose my mind."” Read More.
“Nothing compares to a wet fleshy green bean right out of the can,” says Peterson. “Every sumptuous squinchy bite is pure ecstasy. I just lose my mind."” Read More.
Best-Selling Self-help Author Explores Psychological Benefits of Being a Best-Selling Self-help Author
Michael Pax, author of the best-selling self-help book Punch Doubt in the Face, has written a new book on the subject of happiness. In the book, entitled Write, Sell, Buy and Be happy, Pax posits that the key to happiness is...authoring best-selling self-help books. Pax writes that he used to struggle with depression and worry, like everyone else, but since his first book sold a million copies and he became “richer than hell,” he has been much happier.
“Everything has changed. I have a big house, a pool and I’m married to a swimsuit model. And that all happened the moment I stopped not being a best-selling self-help author,” Pax said. Read More
“Everything has changed. I have a big house, a pool and I’m married to a swimsuit model. And that all happened the moment I stopped not being a best-selling self-help author,” Pax said. Read More
Psychologists Say Screaming Out of Car Windows Ideal Strategy for Teens to Gain Self-Respect
You're walking down the street, and suddenly you are startled by a loud shout -"faggot!" or "you suck!" and you realize that it came from a teenager in a passing car." You're left fuming, wishing for homicidal revenge, as the car fades into the distance. We've all been there, but what we might not know is how this is actually the best strategy a teenager can use to gain self-esteem. It's a good thing!
A new report from The Center for Research on Adolescent Psychology (CRAP) concludes that when a teenager shouts outside of a car window at pedestrian or runner, he has made an ideal choice of strategy for gaining self-respect. Read More
A new report from The Center for Research on Adolescent Psychology (CRAP) concludes that when a teenager shouts outside of a car window at pedestrian or runner, he has made an ideal choice of strategy for gaining self-respect. Read More
Heaven Strives to Become "Harvard of the Afterlife"
Rebecca Dalton was a very good person. She helped out at a local pantry several times a year. She supported friends and family in times of need; and she went to church nearly every Sunday. But after her death last year from a rare heart condition, Dalton did not go to heaven. She went to the other place. That is because, due to increased selectivity, heaven is now harder to get into than ever. Following in the footsteps of Ivy League colleges like Harvard and Princeton, heaven has become extremely selective in order to raise its prestige among afterlife institutions. Read More.
Local Librarian Downright Whimsical
Sheffield, MA - Sheila Stewart, a local librarian at Sheffield Public Library, is not usually the type to make waves. But last week the reserved 42-year-old town Librarian truly put herself out there when she made a daring change to the library bulletin board. Sheila (known to one co-worker as "Sheil") was organizing a shipment of books from another library. She was contemplating the changing seasons (from winter to spring), when a thought of a humorous nature arose inside her head. "It just sort of popped up in there." This is typical for Sheila, whose match.com profile describes her as having a "good sense of humor." Read More